10 Corny Jokes to Tell Your Cornier Friends

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Thanks to The Little Strawberry at Quotev.com, we’ve narrowed down their list of 101 corny jokes to give you our top ten! Share them with your friends to either get a good laugh or a pair of eye rolls.

  1. Why was the broom late?
    It over swept!


  2. What type of music do mummies listen to?
    Wrap music!


  3. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!


  4. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
    They’re always a little short


  5. Why is it difficult for a pirate to learn the alphabet?
    Because he always gets lost at “C”


  6. How do you turn soup into gold?
    You add 18 carrots!


  7. Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
    Never mind, it’s too cheesy.


  8. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!


  9. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
    Where’s pop corn?


  10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.


Print off this list with Freenters and study it alongside your midterms to be equally knowledgeable in your biology test and corny jokes.

 

 

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